I’ll buy my child this expensive, practically indestructible backpack with reinforced straps and zippers that will.not.break.
I’ll get it in a dark color so there won’t be stains.
This should last him all year.
If I can’t ruin the outside of this one, I might be able to tear up the inside.
At the very least, I will leave food scraps and leaking water bottles inside each portion and pocket until the backpack is festering with mold and can’t be cleaned without a Hazmat suit, if at all.
If that doesn’t work, I’ll just lose it.
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Thank you! They’re super adorable.