Jello NOT for the win.

Should I worry about this? He’s not even five yet and wants no less than a Heisman trophy for eating Jello?

ME: “Did you do the Jello eating contest with daddy?!”

HIM: “I didn’t win.”

ME: “But you were in the contest eating Jello?”

HIM: “I didn’t win.”

ME: “But you went with your brothers and had so much fun?”

HIM: “I didn’t win.”

ME: “But you DID the contest, right?!”

HIM: “I didn’t win.”

ME: “Okay, seriously, you were IN the Jello eating contest, right? Like, you ate Jello? You tried? You did your best? You had fun?!?!”

HIM: ….blank stare


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