19yo: Lachlan was in the nurse’s office today. Me: What for? 10yo: I’m pretty sure I have heart failure. Back…
Ayeeee! This school year, the 9-year-old finagled a trumpet rental out of his dad to play in the elementary school…
I initially brought you all here to complain about farting kids and how much they love to try to get…
Parent: I’ll buy my child this expensive, practically indestructible backpack with reinforced straps and zippers that will.not.break. I’ll get it…
My 10-year-old tried making his own pizza bagels this week using the toaster and microwave instead of convincing me to do…
Getting my 4th grader ready for school: Toys/table picked up? Check Fresh socks? Check Teeth brushed? Check Face clean? Check…
One of my kids at 9-years-old said, ”Mom, my wart grew a personality all its own.” Friend: Okay then, time…
The first time my ex-husband had the flu, I locked him away in the bedroom and told him not to…
Q: Should I be upset if a stranger in public criticizes my child for their behavior? They’re just being kids!…
An Open Letter To My Kids When I asked my teen to pick up his dirty sock, I didn’t realize…