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I only wear my best bathrobe when dropping the kids off at school

June 17, 2018 blamemama

There was a time when I was dropping off and picking up three out of four kids at three different…

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Posted in: How To Mess With Your Kids, School Daze Filed under: funny kids, middle school, momster, parenting humor, parenting in public, teen

Brené Brown: I’m not screwing around. It’s time. All of this pretending and performing…has to go.

April 29, 2018 blamemama

”I think midlife is when the universe gently places her hands upon your shoulders, pulls you close, and whispers in…

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Posted in: Parenting Advice Filed under: aging, mental health, momster, parenting advice

A wart of personality, a wart of personality…

April 28, 2018 blamemama

One of my kids at 9-years-old said, ‎”Mom, my wart grew a personality all its own.” Friend: Okay then, time…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Care & Feeding Filed under: elementary, funny kids, illness, momster, parenting advice, parenting humor

“And now I don’t trust my eye” – Another How to Mess with Your Kids Post

April 27, 2018 blamemama

My 15-year-old texted me about his eye ailment: Him: It was really quite freaky and now I don’t trust my…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Care & Feeding, Convos With Kids, How To Mess With Your Kids, Parenting Advice Filed under: illness, middle school, momster, parenting advice, parenting humor, teen

Past the Age of Mom’s Compassion

April 22, 2018 blamemama

The first time my ex-husband had the flu, I locked him away in the bedroom and told him not to…

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Posted in: Care & Feeding Filed under: aging, elementary, illness, middle school, momster, parenting humor, teen

Q&A: Should I be upset if stranger criticizes my child in public?

April 19, 2018 blamemama

Q: Should I be upset if a stranger in public criticizes my child for their behavior? They’re just being kids!…

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Posted in: Disciplining Kids, Parenting Advice Filed under: disciplining kids, elementary, momster, parenting advice, parenting humor, toddler

A few too many kids look like Sloth from The Goonies.

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Buying Goonies merchandise supports this site. <3 I have beautiful kids and I’m not ashamed to say it. I am not truly…

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Posted in: All The Feels, Convos With Kids Filed under: momster, parenting emotions, teen

Things I Never Thought I’d Say: An Open Letter To My Kids

April 18, 2018 blamemama

An Open Letter To My Kids When I asked my teen to pick up his dirty sock, I didn’t realize…

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Posted in: Convos With Kids, Kids Kill You Slowly Filed under: elementary, funny kids, middle school, momster, parenting humor, teen, toddler

How To Discipline Kids: “Don’t make me show you my angry face.”

April 12, 2018 blamemama

I don’t spank my kids with anything more than sarcasm, so here are some fantabulously effective (or not) phrases I’ve…

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Posted in: Disciplining Kids Filed under: disciplining kids, momster, parenting advice, parenting humor

How To Answer Kids’ Questions: “Just never you mind, kumquat!”

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There are days I’m so tired I only take questions from the kids that can be answered with a blank…

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Posted in: Convos With Kids, How To Mess With Your Kids, Parenting Advice Filed under: middle school, momster, parenting advice, parenting humor, teen

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