There was a time when I was dropping off and picking up three out of four kids at three different…
19yo: Lachlan was in the nurse’s office today. Me: What for? 10yo: I’m pretty sure I have heart failure. Back…
Ayeeee! This school year, the 9-year-old finagled a trumpet rental out of his dad to play in the elementary school…
I initially brought you all here to complain about farting kids and how much they love to try to get…
Parent: I’ll buy my child this expensive, practically indestructible backpack with reinforced straps and zippers that will.not.break. I’ll get it…
Should I worry about this? He’s not even five yet and wants no less than a Heisman trophy for eating…
Getting my 4th grader ready for school: Toys/table picked up? Check Fresh socks? Check Teeth brushed? Check Face clean? Check…
In the epic war of toddlers versus time zones, battles are always lost because toddlers do NOT understand time zones.…
One of my kids at 9-years-old said, ”Mom, my wart grew a personality all its own.” Friend: Okay then, time…
My 15-year-old texted me about his eye ailment: Him: It was really quite freaky and now I don’t trust my…