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“My name is naked!” By Broccoli the Toddler

April 27, 2018 blamemama

Go to Amazon and buy one of these cool toddler t-shirts to celebrate your kid’s amazing vibe. Asking a male,…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Convos With Kids, Kids Kill You Slowly Filed under: funny kids, parenting humor, penis, toddler

Anyone That Knows Boogers, Knows Funny.

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As a mom of four, I’ve got a lot of booger experiences to share. Check it out: If your day…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Kids Kill You Slowly Filed under: funny kids, parenting humor, toddler

Past the Age of Mom’s Compassion

April 22, 2018 blamemama

The first time my ex-husband had the flu, I locked him away in the bedroom and told him not to…

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Posted in: Care & Feeding Filed under: aging, elementary, illness, middle school, momster, parenting humor, teen

Q&A: Should I be upset if stranger criticizes my child in public?

April 19, 2018 blamemama

Q: Should I be upset if a stranger in public criticizes my child for their behavior? They’re just being kids!…

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Posted in: Disciplining Kids, Parenting Advice Filed under: disciplining kids, elementary, momster, parenting advice, parenting humor, toddler

Things I Never Thought I’d Say: An Open Letter To My Kids

April 18, 2018 blamemama

An Open Letter To My Kids When I asked my teen to pick up his dirty sock, I didn’t realize…

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Posted in: Convos With Kids, Kids Kill You Slowly Filed under: elementary, funny kids, middle school, momster, parenting humor, teen, toddler

How To Discipline Kids: “Don’t make me show you my angry face.”

April 12, 2018 blamemama

I don’t spank my kids with anything more than sarcasm, so here are some fantabulously effective (or not) phrases I’ve…

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Posted in: Disciplining Kids Filed under: disciplining kids, momster, parenting advice, parenting humor

How To Answer Kids’ Questions: “Just never you mind, kumquat!”

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There are days I’m so tired I only take questions from the kids that can be answered with a blank…

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Posted in: Convos With Kids, How To Mess With Your Kids, Parenting Advice Filed under: middle school, momster, parenting advice, parenting humor, teen

Convos With My Kids (9)

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What you might want to know about this series of convos and anecdotes. There’s a whole category chugging along of…

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Posted in: Convos With Kids Filed under: elementary, funny kids, middle school, momster, parenting advice, parenting humor, teen, toddler

Convos With My Kids (8)

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What you might want to know about this series of convos and anecdotes. There’s a whole category chugging along of…

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Posted in: Convos With Kids Filed under: disciplining kids, elementary, funny kids, middle school, momster, parenting advice, parenting humor, teen, toddler

Convos With My Kids (7)

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What you might want to know about this series of convos and anecdotes. There’s a whole category chugging along of…

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Posted in: Convos With Kids Filed under: elementary, funny kids, middle school, momster, parenting humor, teen, toddler

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