Toddlers Do Not Understand Time Zones

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In the epic war of toddlers versus time zones, battles are always lost because toddlers do NOT understand time zones.

“Wan’ call Granny?”
“Granny’s sleeping!”
“Wan’ call Granny?”
(sighs) “Granny’s sleeping, Buggy.”
“Wan’ call Granny?”
“Granny’s sleeping.”
“Wan’ call Granny?”
“Granny’s sleeping.”
“Wan’ call Granny?”
“But Granny’s sleeping.”
“Wan’ call Granny?”
“Granny’s sleeping, honey.”

Add infinitum until suitable distraction is found…

If I had been smarter, I’d have gotten him one or 10 of these toddler phones.


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