19yo: Lachlan was in the nurse’s office today. Me: What for? 10yo: I’m pretty sure I have heart failure. Back…
I initially brought you all here to complain about farting kids and how much they love to try to get…
12yo: Since I found out a whale dork is the size of a telephone pole… and you know a dork…
Should I worry about this? He’s not even five yet and wants no less than a Heisman trophy for eating…
In the epic war of toddlers versus time zones, battles are always lost because toddlers do NOT understand time zones.…
My 15-year-old texted me about his eye ailment: Him: It was really quite freaky and now I don’t trust my…
Go to Amazon and buy one of these cool toddler t-shirts to celebrate your kid’s amazing vibe. Asking a male,…
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There are days I’m so tired I only take questions from the kids that can be answered with a blank…