“And now I don’t trust my eye” – Another How to Mess with Your Kids Post

My 15-year-old texted me about his eye ailment:

Him: It was really quite freaky and now I don’t trust my eye.


Him: Did you just write lmao?

Me: Yes because you said you don’t trust your eye.

Him: Any ideas as to what it is?

Me: This stuff sometimes happens.
Or you have a worm eating your eyeball.

Him: It has cleared up.

Me: I think it’s a worm.
You’re going to lose an eye.
At least once it’s gone you won’t have trust issues anymore.

Him: Shut up. I hate you.

Me: Liar liar one eye baller.

Him: You are a terrible person.

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