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I only wear my best bathrobe when dropping the kids off at school

June 17, 2018 blamemama

There was a time when I was dropping off and picking up three out of four kids at three different…

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Posted in: How To Mess With Your Kids, School Daze Filed under: funny kids, middle school, momster, parenting humor, parenting in public, teen

Back Off the Web MD, Kid.

June 9, 2018 blamemama

19yo: Lachlan was in the nurse’s office today. Me: What for? 10yo: I’m pretty sure I have heart failure. Back…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Convos With Kids Filed under: elementary, funny kids, illness, parenting humor

When Kids Threaten Your Sanity with Band Instruments

May 19, 2018 blamemama

Ayeeee! This school year, the 9-year-old finagled a trumpet rental out of his dad to play in the elementary school…

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Posted in: Kids Kill You Slowly, School Daze Filed under: elementary, fails, farts, noisy kids, not gonna do it, parenting humor

Of Kids and Their Love of Farting and Fart Noises

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I initially brought you all here to complain about farting kids and how much they love to try to get…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Convos With Kids, Kids Kill You Slowly Filed under: elementary, farts, fun products, funny kids, gross, middle school, parenting humor, preschool, teen

Kid Leash? Because kids are full of monkey business, amiright?

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I recently saw this adorable monkey mom video online and had to share! Read below to find out what I…

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Posted in: Care & Feeding, Kids Kill You Slowly, Parenting Advice Filed under: disciplining kids, fails, parenting advice, parenting in public, road trips, safety, toddler

The mean pneumonia doctor 22 years ago

May 18, 2018 blamemama

As of this post, my oldest will soon be 23. I was recently reminded of an ER trip with him…

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Posted in: Sometimes I'm Serious Filed under: babies, illness

Indestructible backpack? Challenge accepted.

May 9, 2018 blamemama

Parent: I’ll buy my child this expensive, practically indestructible backpack with reinforced straps and zippers that will.not.break. I’ll get it…

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Posted in: Kids Kill You Slowly, School Daze Filed under: elementary, gross, middle school, parenting humor

Pizza Bagels a’Plenty

May 3, 2018 blamemama

My 10-year-old tried making his own pizza bagels this week using the toaster and microwave instead of convincing me to do…

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Posted in: Food Shenanigans Filed under: elementary, food

Of whale dorks and eggs.

May 2, 2018 blamemama

12yo: Since I found out a whale dork is the size of a telephone pole… and you know a dork…

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Posted in: Convos With Kids Filed under: funny kids, gross, middle school, penis, weird

Jello NOT for the win.

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Should I worry about this? He’s not even five yet and wants no less than a Heisman trophy for eating…

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Posted in: Convos With Kids, Kids Kill You Slowly Filed under: funny kids, parenting humor, preschool, sibling rivalry

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