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I only wear my best bathrobe when dropping the kids off at school

June 17, 2018 blamemama

There was a time when I was dropping off and picking up three out of four kids at three different…

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Posted in: How To Mess With Your Kids, School Daze Filed under: funny kids, middle school, momster, parenting humor, parenting in public, teen

Back Off the Web MD, Kid.

June 9, 2018 blamemama

19yo: Lachlan was in the nurse’s office today. Me: What for? 10yo: I’m pretty sure I have heart failure. Back…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Convos With Kids Filed under: elementary, funny kids, illness, parenting humor

Of Kids and Their Love of Farting and Fart Noises

May 19, 2018 blamemama

I initially brought you all here to complain about farting kids and how much they love to try to get…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Convos With Kids, Kids Kill You Slowly Filed under: elementary, farts, fun products, funny kids, gross, middle school, parenting humor, preschool, teen

Of whale dorks and eggs.

May 2, 2018 blamemama

12yo: Since I found out a whale dork is the size of a telephone pole… and you know a dork…

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Posted in: Convos With Kids Filed under: funny kids, gross, middle school, penis, weird

Jello NOT for the win.

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Should I worry about this? He’s not even five yet and wants no less than a Heisman trophy for eating…

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Posted in: Convos With Kids, Kids Kill You Slowly Filed under: funny kids, parenting humor, preschool, sibling rivalry

A wart of personality, a wart of personality…

April 28, 2018 blamemama

One of my kids at 9-years-old said, ‎”Mom, my wart grew a personality all its own.” Friend: Okay then, time…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Care & Feeding Filed under: elementary, funny kids, illness, momster, parenting advice, parenting humor

“My name is naked!” By Broccoli the Toddler

April 27, 2018 blamemama

Go to Amazon and buy one of these cool toddler t-shirts to celebrate your kid’s amazing vibe. Asking a male,…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Convos With Kids, Kids Kill You Slowly Filed under: funny kids, parenting humor, penis, toddler

Anyone That Knows Boogers, Knows Funny.

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As a mom of four, I’ve got a lot of booger experiences to share. Check it out: If your day…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Kids Kill You Slowly Filed under: funny kids, parenting humor, toddler

Things I Never Thought I’d Say: An Open Letter To My Kids

April 18, 2018 blamemama

An Open Letter To My Kids When I asked my teen to pick up his dirty sock, I didn’t realize…

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Posted in: Convos With Kids, Kids Kill You Slowly Filed under: elementary, funny kids, middle school, momster, parenting humor, teen, toddler

Convos With My Kids (9)

April 12, 2018 blamemama

What you might want to know about this series of convos and anecdotes. There’s a whole category chugging along of…

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Posted in: Convos With Kids Filed under: elementary, funny kids, middle school, momster, parenting advice, parenting humor, teen, toddler

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