My 15-year-old texted me about his eye ailment:
Him: It was really quite freaky and now I don’t trust my eye.
Him: Did you just write lmao?
Me: Yes because you said you don’t trust your eye.
Him: Any ideas as to what it is?
Me: This stuff sometimes happens.
Or you have a worm eating your eyeball.
Him: It has cleared up.
Me: I think it’s a worm.
You’re going to lose an eye.
At least once it’s gone you won’t have trust issues anymore.
Him: Shut up. I hate you.
Me: Liar liar one eye baller.
Him: You are a terrible person.
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