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Getting my kid ready for school: I was almost there this time

May 2, 2018 blamemama

Getting my 4th grader ready for school: Toys/table picked up? Check Fresh socks? Check Teeth brushed? Check Face clean? Check…

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Posted in: School Daze Filed under: elementary, parenting humor

Brené Brown: I’m not screwing around. It’s time. All of this pretending and performing…has to go.

April 29, 2018 blamemama

”I think midlife is when the universe gently places her hands upon your shoulders, pulls you close, and whispers in…

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Posted in: Parenting Advice Filed under: aging, mental health, momster, parenting advice

Toddlers Do Not Understand Time Zones

April 28, 2018 blamemama

In the epic war of toddlers versus time zones, battles are always lost because toddlers do NOT understand time zones.…

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Posted in: Convos With Kids, Kids Kill You Slowly Filed under: parenting humor, toddler

A wart of personality, a wart of personality…

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One of my kids at 9-years-old said, ‎”Mom, my wart grew a personality all its own.” Friend: Okay then, time…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Care & Feeding Filed under: elementary, funny kids, illness, momster, parenting advice, parenting humor

“And now I don’t trust my eye” – Another How to Mess with Your Kids Post

April 27, 2018 blamemama

My 15-year-old texted me about his eye ailment: Him: It was really quite freaky and now I don’t trust my…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Care & Feeding, Convos With Kids, How To Mess With Your Kids, Parenting Advice Filed under: illness, middle school, momster, parenting advice, parenting humor, teen

“My name is naked!” By Broccoli the Toddler

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Go to Amazon and buy one of these cool toddler t-shirts to celebrate your kid’s amazing vibe. Asking a male,…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Convos With Kids, Kids Kill You Slowly Filed under: funny kids, parenting humor, penis, toddler

Anyone That Knows Boogers, Knows Funny.

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As a mom of four, I’ve got a lot of booger experiences to share. Check it out: If your day…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Kids Kill You Slowly Filed under: funny kids, parenting humor, toddler

Past the Age of Mom’s Compassion

April 22, 2018 blamemama

The first time my ex-husband had the flu, I locked him away in the bedroom and told him not to…

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Posted in: Care & Feeding Filed under: aging, elementary, illness, middle school, momster, parenting humor, teen

Q&A: Should I be upset if stranger criticizes my child in public?

April 19, 2018 blamemama

Q: Should I be upset if a stranger in public criticizes my child for their behavior? They’re just being kids!…

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Posted in: Disciplining Kids, Parenting Advice Filed under: disciplining kids, elementary, momster, parenting advice, parenting humor, toddler

A few too many kids look like Sloth from The Goonies.

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Buying Goonies merchandise supports this site. <3 I have beautiful kids and I’m not ashamed to say it. I am not truly…

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Posted in: All The Feels, Convos With Kids Filed under: momster, parenting emotions, teen

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