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Back Off the Web MD, Kid.

June 9, 2018 blamemama

19yo: Lachlan was in the nurse’s office today. Me: What for? 10yo: I’m pretty sure I have heart failure. Back…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Convos With Kids Filed under: elementary, funny kids, illness, parenting humor

Of Kids and Their Love of Farting and Fart Noises

May 19, 2018 blamemama

I initially brought you all here to complain about farting kids and how much they love to try to get…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Convos With Kids, Kids Kill You Slowly Filed under: elementary, farts, fun products, funny kids, gross, middle school, parenting humor, preschool, teen

A wart of personality, a wart of personality…

April 28, 2018 blamemama

One of my kids at 9-years-old said, ‎”Mom, my wart grew a personality all its own.” Friend: Okay then, time…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Care & Feeding Filed under: elementary, funny kids, illness, momster, parenting advice, parenting humor

“And now I don’t trust my eye” – Another How to Mess with Your Kids Post

April 27, 2018 blamemama

My 15-year-old texted me about his eye ailment: Him: It was really quite freaky and now I don’t trust my…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Care & Feeding, Convos With Kids, How To Mess With Your Kids, Parenting Advice Filed under: illness, middle school, momster, parenting advice, parenting humor, teen

“My name is naked!” By Broccoli the Toddler

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Go to Amazon and buy one of these cool toddler t-shirts to celebrate your kid’s amazing vibe. Asking a male,…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Convos With Kids, Kids Kill You Slowly Filed under: funny kids, parenting humor, penis, toddler

Anyone That Knows Boogers, Knows Funny.

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As a mom of four, I’ve got a lot of booger experiences to share. Check it out: If your day…

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Posted in: Bodies Are Weird, Kids Kill You Slowly Filed under: funny kids, parenting humor, toddler
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